Oct

My Anaconda wants some…ummm is that a horse in it’s mouth?

Posted by Catfish as animalz

First things first. That snake wouldn’t even fit on a plane…unless it was lucky enough to somehow score seats on the new double-decker A380 Airbus…upon closer examination I think our snake is having the hippo for lunch today. Jeezuz. Now observe the sheer length of this creature…follow it up and then exit stage left (your right) all the way to the border of the photo…and it’s body keeps slitherin’ into the distance…insane. You gotta love how the thing blends in with its environmentalz too yo…

can I get a daahhhuuuummm?

bunxor

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Oct

Yummy bug treatz

Posted by Catfish as animalz, art

Bugz that look like candy to me

the venus de crawlo

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Oct

Schweinehund?

Posted by Catfish as Mystery, UFO, animalz, humor, survival

Again, if you’re even 10% normal, your reaction to that picture SHOULD be wtf?!?! Care to guess what it is? Cause it’s not bacon. And it’s not soy(i.e., it is a real animal, not a fabrication). And it’s not chupacabra (which doesn’t keep in with the food metephors, but eventually, one day, once we are truly free, when we go to the supermarket deli counter, and look down through the finger smudged meat case glass, we will indeed, oh great glories, sweet sweet veal fed chupacabra meat.

Ok, so it isn’t a chupacabra (sorry Yahoo! I know you got dibs on the Chupacabra pics this month). This poor creature is a 4 pound Chihuahua, eventually named Charolette . Vets had to cut loose,” a plastic zip tie that was embedded in Charlotte’s neck, cutting off air and causing fluid to enlarge her head.” Good newz is that the today, the dog is healthy and adopted and doing good doggy things with itself.

Oh one more thing, if I were in charge of reality, I would have kept Sam (see below) alive so that he might have met Charolette, got married, and gave birth to a new breed of lunch meats.