Jan

Statue of Liberty has stubble?

Posted by Catfish as humor

lady liberty witha mustache

Looks like Lady Liberty needs some electrolysis!

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Jan

Cadet booted from boot camp after boob job!

Posted by Catfish as humor, sexuality

Her reaction to the decision:

“I am devastated. It has always been my dream to be a soldier and have a great figure.”

Well toots, I wanted to be a baseball player with a wife with a great figure. Did it happen, no and no. What are your massive boobs gonna deflect bullets? Maybe you can stash an extra clip of bullets or two in the cleavage? Well, at least you got the great figure and now with the little bit of boot camp you did get under your belt, I’m sure there are plenty of adult film makers with ideas to help you get as close to your dream as possible.

SORRY PERVS NO PIX ON DA NET YET. But here’s an approximation to tide you over.

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Jan

Poor Kid…400 lbs. Yikes. Do a jumping jack. Second thought, don’t. Earthquakes.

Posted by Catfish as BS, USAUSAUSA, humor, rant, survival

I feel so bad for her. 400 freakin’ pounds. They should take her parents and lock them up. It’s baloney that you can’t control a child’s appetite. You are in control of the food parent with money person who cooks the food idiot. Don’t give them pizza as a reward, don’t give them cookies because they are crying, don’t give them koolaid to rinse after brushing their teeth! This is abuse in my book.

Luckily for Jessica, she ended up in the hospital with breathing problems and from there was treated for her obesity and reportedly has lost 300 lbs so far. Thank god someone with a conscience saw her and stepped in. Parents, don’t stuff your kids. It’s not love. You will ruin their lives. Being fat sucks no matter what plus size models telly you. Papa Johns becomes your date every Friday night, you and those 8 slices. Don’t let this happen.

PS - sorry about the German over dubs (unless yer German, then YOUR FUCKING WELCOME).

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