Oct

Schweinehund?

Posted by Catfish as Mystery, UFO, animalz, humor, survival

Again, if you’re even 10% normal, your reaction to that picture SHOULD be wtf?!?! Care to guess what it is? Cause it’s not bacon. And it’s not soy(i.e., it is a real animal, not a fabrication). And it’s not chupacabra (which doesn’t keep in with the food metephors, but eventually, one day, once we are truly free, when we go to the supermarket deli counter, and look down through the finger smudged meat case glass, we will indeed, oh great glories, sweet sweet veal fed chupacabra meat.

Ok, so it isn’t a chupacabra (sorry Yahoo! I know you got dibs on the Chupacabra pics this month). This poor creature is a 4 pound Chihuahua, eventually named Charolette . Vets had to cut loose,” a plastic zip tie that was embedded in Charlotte’s neck, cutting off air and causing fluid to enlarge her head.” Good newz is that the today, the dog is healthy and adopted and doing good doggy things with itself.

Oh one more thing, if I were in charge of reality, I would have kept Sam (see below) alive so that he might have met Charolette, got married, and gave birth to a new breed of lunch meats.

OK, I’m just being evil. Here’s an updated pic of Charolette and her new happy doggy life. Yay!

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Oct

Do You Know Astrid?

Posted by Catfish as Mystery, art, gay

Mysterious posters have been popping up in at intersections in Lanarkshire and East Dunbartonshire, England. The posters simply have the face of what appears to be a middle aged woman and the caption “Astrid” across the top. The posters seem to be building quite the buzz. Are the posters the effort of someone trying to locate someone, an old friend, lover, or perhaps missing person? Are they a viral art project along the lines of the “OBEY” stickers that have Andre the Giant’s face on them? A seemingly similar message has appeared in ScotsGay magazine, a publication for gay men and bisexuals, but there’s been no word as to what the intent of the image is.

All I know is that if I see one pop up in my neighborhood, it’ll be getting the old pirate mustache compliments of my sharpie marker. :-{)

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