Oct

Got Jesus?

Posted by Catfish as humor, spirituality

Two interesting observations:

1) In light of this image, those who have claimed Jesus was dark skinned and not white skinned, were probably right.

2) The phrase “holy shit” for once would hold true meaning when uttered in reaction to seeing this miracle before you.

I wonder if you can sell dog butt on ebay???

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Oct

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Posted by Catfish as art, humor, neat web thingy, spirituality

What is this all about you might ask? I stumbled upon the following site on uncyclopedia.otg, all of the text consisting of the letter A, over and over again, much like the hilarious attempts of businesses in the yellow pages to be listed first by including a cha cha lines of the letter A in front of their business name…

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Now that you feel like you’ve wasted precious life points staring at the oddity, go back, waste a few more while you check out the links. If you roll over the links, you will see that the links will take you to Oscar Wilde’s page,a link to the iPod yocto page (which is apparently Apple’s 1337th iPod version released this year alone and which COINCIDENTLY relates to the news story just posted here earlier about Nano Radio), a page about sandwitches (evil bad creature that can disguise itself as a sandwich…you’ve been warned) and the holy of holies, Bat Fuck Insane. Here you’ll find where MAD Magazine might have gone if it were truly and indeedlydo Bat Fuck Insane. MAD Magazine after the brown acid.

The page begins with a notice to all who arrive on the steps of BFI:

“This article is complete, irredeemable bread knife. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, and worships at the underarm hair.f you attempt to deport this, you will most explosively become Bat Fuck Insane yourself.Or the submitter will bamboozle your octopus.”

Looking at this page, I am afraid of it. I can just feel the voodoo that was used to make such a page, and I for one and not going to “deport” one iota of its schizolicious goodness. And when I say schizolicious, I’m talkin’ lobe licken’…

I’ll be eating a bowl full of depokote 500mg tablets with rice milk until I come down from reading the whole thing. that's me dressed up as depakote Warning, this sit has a bit of the Necronomicon effect: it might just possibly plant the seed of insanity in your brain just by the act of you reading it, until you too become and are irrevocably Bat Fuck Insane.

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Oct

Free Rice

Posted by Catfish as spirituality, survival

Freerice.com

Check them out. There website consists of a vocabulary quiz, and for every word you get right, they donate 10 grains of rice to a hungry person. Probably the data will be used to help sell us stuff, but the free rice going to hungry people part makes it worth while to stop by now and again. I just spent about 10 minutes and donated 1100 grains of rice. Maybe it will help…?

Also check out it’s sister site, Poverty.com

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