Force Fields Are Real?

Posted by Catfish as Tech, survival

Check out this video. It’s not a force field like I remember from the superhero and outer space cartoons of my youth, but for all intents and purposes, what you are about to see is the closest I’ve ever seen to a true force field. It’s pretty amazing, and makes me wonder just how this type of technology will change the way wars are fought. What’s the point of shooting at your targets if the chances of hitting drop below 1%? Very interesting…

Kumari Fulbright - How to Win Friends and Influence People

Posted by Catfish as USAUSAUSA, rant, survival

Former Beauty Queen and law student, Kumari Fulbright (who get this IS ALSO working as a judge’s clerk at the moment too) has been indicted on charges that she and three others held her ex-boyfriend captive for 10 hours while torturing and robbing him. After 10 hours the victim was able to grab Fulbright’s gun, it went off, and he ran from the building screaming for help.

What’s wrong with this girl? She’s hot (especially after Happy Hour), young, going to law school, and has been named Beauty Queen before. I’m guessing her boyfriend cheated on her. Either that or bitch got aspergers syndrome. But honestly, who gives a fuck…the only part that interested me about the whole thing is that when they searched her house, not only did they find a bunch of stuff she stole from her ex-boyfriend/victim, including his brief case and 500 bucks, but also a copy of the self help/motivational best seller, “How to Win Friends and Influence People.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

THE BOOK WORKS!!!

Everyone go buy it! Trust me!

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Poor Kid…400 lbs. Yikes. Do a jumping jack. Second thought, don’t. Earthquakes.

Posted by Catfish as BS, USAUSAUSA, humor, rant, survival

I feel so bad for her. 400 freakin’ pounds. They should take her parents and lock them up. It’s baloney that you can’t control a child’s appetite. You are in control of the food parent with money person who cooks the food idiot. Don’t give them pizza as a reward, don’t give them cookies because they are crying, don’t give them koolaid to rinse after brushing their teeth! This is abuse in my book.

Luckily for Jessica, she ended up in the hospital with breathing problems and from there was treated for her obesity and reportedly has lost 300 lbs so far. Thank god someone with a conscience saw her and stepped in. Parents, don’t stuff your kids. It’s not love. You will ruin their lives. Being fat sucks no matter what plus size models telly you. Papa Johns becomes your date every Friday night, you and those 8 slices. Don’t let this happen.

PS - sorry about the German over dubs (unless yer German, then YOUR FUCKING WELCOME).

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