Oct

Schweinehund?

Posted by Catfish as Mystery, UFO, animalz, humor, survival

Again, if you’re even 10% normal, your reaction to that picture SHOULD be wtf?!?! Care to guess what it is? Cause it’s not bacon. And it’s not soy(i.e., it is a real animal, not a fabrication). And it’s not chupacabra (which doesn’t keep in with the food metephors, but eventually, one day, once we are truly free, when we go to the supermarket deli counter, and look down through the finger smudged meat case glass, we will indeed, oh great glories, sweet sweet veal fed chupacabra meat.

Ok, so it isn’t a chupacabra (sorry Yahoo! I know you got dibs on the Chupacabra pics this month). This poor creature is a 4 pound Chihuahua, eventually named Charolette . Vets had to cut loose,” a plastic zip tie that was embedded in Charlotte’s neck, cutting off air and causing fluid to enlarge her head.” Good newz is that the today, the dog is healthy and adopted and doing good doggy things with itself.

Oh one more thing, if I were in charge of reality, I would have kept Sam (see below) alive so that he might have met Charolette, got married, and gave birth to a new breed of lunch meats.

OK, I’m just being evil. Here’s an updated pic of Charolette and her new happy doggy life. Yay!

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Oct

Meteor brings with it a deuge of UFO calls

Posted by Catfish as Tech, UFO

Several UFO sightings were reported last night in Australia, reports ranging across Mt Eliza and Richmond to St Albans. The calls started coming in around 9:45 pm and were reporting witnessing, “an amazing bright blue light in the sky with a long blue trail.” Astronmers from The Astrological Society of Victoria were asked about the strange streak of blue light across the night sky and reported that a meteor had entered the Earth’s atmosphere somewhere over north-east Victoria and continued towards South Australia. Most of the time a meteor will be about the size of a grain of sand, but evidently this one was much larger, although there seems to be no real indication of exactly how big, perhaps the size of an tennis ball. So, it appears there’s no E.T. to phone home about after all, but I hope a few people atleast got to make a wish on a falling star.

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