Posted by Catfish as Mystery, humor
Over a decade ago, a few friends and I drove around our hometown and collected every gnome and lawn ornament we could lay our grubby little hands on. We carted the whole lot of gnomes to another house where we had earlier discovered the holy of holies, a 3f tall gnome perched atop a pile of dirt. Such a majestic gnome was definitely meant to be surrounded with subjects to do his most gnomley bidding. All in all 13 gnomes, a couple pink flamingos, a stone mushroom and a cone were left on some random person’s yard. The next day we noticed the police at the house and some time later, our gnome relocation efforts came to a halt once we read that the gnomes had serial gnumbers left on them by the cops! Welp, we never got in the papers with our measly 13 gnome stunt, but seems some fuckers in Oregon relocated 75 gnomes, and well, they got in the paper for it. Read up on some fine acts of hooliganism:
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