Oct

Schweinehund?

Posted by Catfish as Mystery, UFO, animalz, humor, survival

Again, if you’re even 10% normal, your reaction to that picture SHOULD be wtf?!?! Care to guess what it is? Cause it’s not bacon. And it’s not soy(i.e., it is a real animal, not a fabrication). And it’s not chupacabra (which doesn’t keep in with the food metephors, but eventually, one day, once we are truly free, when we go to the supermarket deli counter, and look down through the finger smudged meat case glass, we will indeed, oh great glories, sweet sweet veal fed chupacabra meat.

Ok, so it isn’t a chupacabra (sorry Yahoo! I know you got dibs on the Chupacabra pics this month). This poor creature is a 4 pound Chihuahua, eventually named Charolette . Vets had to cut loose,” a plastic zip tie that was embedded in Charlotte’s neck, cutting off air and causing fluid to enlarge her head.” Good newz is that the today, the dog is healthy and adopted and doing good doggy things with itself.

Oh one more thing, if I were in charge of reality, I would have kept Sam (see below) alive so that he might have met Charolette, got married, and gave birth to a new breed of lunch meats.

OK, I’m just being evil. Here’s an updated pic of Charolette and her new happy doggy life. Yay!

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Oct

Finger pets

Posted by Catfish as animalz, art, gay

From my nostril, to yours…finger pets! (ok, they don’t call them that, only I call them finger pets (c) )

Did you duly note the (c)? Ok, so long as we’re clear.

And now, without further henpeckerry, pictures of animals small enough to rest on a human finger (which means they’re small enough for other thingz too if you catch my drift…)

FINGER PETS (c)

snot lizard...pick em, then stick em.